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POETRY DAY...

...from the first Diary in 2004 gets long-overdue recognition here. Well done to all who contributed. Feel free to add to it further. Any poetry- or spam robot-loving soul who has clicked through to this site can purchase a copy on Amazon and find out what all the fuss is about.

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This Diary Will Change Your Life 2008


This Diary Will Change Your Life is back for 2008! Follow it this year, and you will get to interact with terrorists, traffic wardens, paedophiles and the Dalai Lama. This year's edition also features a red and yellow sticker, hand-attached by the nimble fingers of underage workers in the world's poorest regions. Peel it off after purchase to reveal a) your secret instructions and b) a stunning cover, full of unreadably small Swedish witticisms. It makes a Christmas present of taste, and is suitable for relatives and friends of all ages and IQ levels. You may buy your 10 allotted copies on Amazon UK, for half price, by clicking here. Enjoy!

Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find God!


New from Benrik: Lose Weight! Get Laid! Find God! The All-in-One Life Planner. If your life has been ruined by Benrik's other publications, this will help you get it back on track. This bijou book tells you what to do from 0 to 100, one year at a time. This is no random list: it has been carefully culled from Western culture. From losing your virginity (Age 17) to developing an unhealthy addiction to golf (Age 53), from your early midlife crisis (Age 37) to uncovering the meaning of life (Age 97), this book will ensure you cover all the bases by the time you die. You may purchase it here. Don't die without having read it!.